Steve Jobs Walked Into A Bar

and the bartender said…

Posted on November 13, 2008, in Pop Culture. Bookmark the permalink. 12 Comments.

  1. Sit down you’re rockin’ the boat. You’re rockin’ the boat sit down. For the devil will drag you under ….

    (Oh, wait. I’m in the wrong joke. Sorry…..)

  2. …. I forget how the rest of it goes, but your mother’s a whore!

    - Sean Connery

  3. DUDE, I INVENTED THE FRIGGIN IPOD. HAVE YOU HEARD OF IT?

    Oh wait. I guess Steve cut the bartender off.

  4. Steve always cuts the bartender off…

    “What to you mean my dinorsaur isn’t ready yet? Are you an IMBECILE!?”

  5. I thought this was a family blog.

  6. “We don’t server their kind here…Your droids, they’ll have to wait outside.”

  7. “What can I get for you, Mac?”

  8. Oh ho! D. nailed it!

  9. I mean e-nailed.

  10. I bow before D!

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